a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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