she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
it's like heaven, but drunker
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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