I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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