Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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