is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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