i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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