I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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