Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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