is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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