There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
