Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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