I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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