so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
