pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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