YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
