I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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