dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
