i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My feet surprised me
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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