3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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