Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have aggressive nipples.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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