He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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