i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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