Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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