is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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