i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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