1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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