you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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