thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
