actually, I'm a sock model
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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