Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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