why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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