It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
