yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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