last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She bit a glass in half.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
