normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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