from now on my penis is your penis
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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