It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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