whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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