I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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