1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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