Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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