Don't EVER smell your tampon
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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