I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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