Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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