Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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