This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
