Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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