Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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