Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Randomize
