Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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