Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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