No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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