just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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