Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Randomize
