Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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