Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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