we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
then he tried to convert me to islam
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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