Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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